Da Peopo Do Wat Dey Not Suppose To Do
31Dat time, from all da wild animals dat da God Yahweh wen make, da snake was da mos smart an sneaky one. One time, da snake tell da wahine, “Eh! Fo real, God wen tell you guys, dat from all da trees ova hea inside dis place, get trees dat you no can eat da fruits from dem, o wat?”
Da wahine tell da snake, “Nah, he neva say dat. Can eat da fruits from all da trees inside dis place.
Ony get da one tree ova dea inside da middo, dat God wen tell us, ‘No even eat um, an no touch um! No good bumbye you guys goin mahke, az why.’-”
Da snake tell, “No way! You guys no goin mahke from dat!
But God ony saying dat, cuz he know, da same time you guys go eat da fruit from dat tree, jalike yoa eyes goin come open an you goin undastan stuff. You guys going come jalike God! You goin undastan wass good an wass bad!”
Da wahine look da tree. She like how da tree look, an da fruits look good fo eat. She tinking, “Oh, dat tree, shaka kine! I like! An if I eat da fruits, I goin come smart, an make me undastan any kine!” So she take some a da fruits an eat um. Den she give um to her husband too, an he eat um.
Right den an dea, dey undastan, jalike dea eyes wen come open. Dey know dat dey naked, an dey go get plenny fig leaf an sew um togedda fo make someting fo wear aroun da middo.
Dat day, wen da sun going down an da wind start fo blow, da guy an his wife hear one noise. Was da God Yahweh! He was walking aroun inside da place wea he wen plant da trees. Dey go hide behin da trees inside dea, so da God Yahweh no can see um.
Da God Yahweh call loud so da guy can hear um. He tell, “Hui! Adam! Wea you stay?”
Da guy tell, “I wen hear you, ova dea inside dis place. I scared, cuz I naked! Az why I wen go hide.”
God tell um, “Who wen tell you dat you stay naked? You wen eat da fruits from da tree, da one I wen tell you fo no eat, o wat?!”
Da guy tell, “Yeah, was da wahine, az why. Da same one you wen put hea fo stay wit me fo help me! Her wen give me some fruit from dat tree an I wen eat um.”
Da God Yahweh tell da wahine, “Eh! Wat you wen do, huh?!”
Da wahine tell um, “Was da snake! Da bugga wen go trick me! Az how come I wen eat da fruit!”
14Den da God Yahweh tell da snake dis:
“Eh! Cuz you wen do dat,
No mo odda animal dat I goin make bad ting come to dem,
From now, till you mahke,
From now on, you an da wahine,
Yoa kids an her kids,
Dey goin bus yoa head,
16Den God tell da wahine dis:
“You! Wen you get bebe,
Goin come real sore fo born kids!
An him, he goin be in charge a you.”
17God tell da guy Adam dis: “You, you wen make how yoa wife tell you, an not how I tell you. You eat da fruit from dat tree, no matta I wen tell you befo time, no eat.
Cuz a wat you wen do,
From now, till you mahke,
Wen you plant seed, da land goin grow weeds an thorns fo you too.
You gotta work hard an sweat
An afta, you goin go back to da dirt
You come from dirt,
Da guy Adam give his wife da name Eve. Dat sound kinda like “Life,” Hebrew language, an she da firs mudda fo all da peopo dat eva live.
An one nodda ting da God Yahweh do: he use animal skin fo make clotheses fo Adam an Eve his wife, an give um to dem.
God Trow Out Adam An Eve From Da Place He Wen Make
Den da God Yahweh talk lidis: “So, wat you tink? Da peopo wen come jalike us awready. Dey undastan wass good an wass bad. So now, no good we let um go take da fruits from Da Tree Dat Make You Live Foeva, an eat um. Cuz if dey do dat, dey goin live foeva, az why!”
Dass why da God Yahweh trow dem outa Eden, da place he wen plant da trees. God make dem go work da same groun dat he wen make um outa, firs time.
Afta dat, God neva let dem go back inside again. He put spesho watcha tings dat stay alive ova dea on da east side a da place he wen plant, Eden side. He put one sword dea too, wit fire dat come out, an dat move all aroun so nobody goin go nea da Tree Dat Make You Live Foeva.