Wen King Hezekiah hear dat, he broke his clotheses, put on burmbag kine clotheses fo show he stay sore inside, den he go inside da Temple Fo Yahweh.
He send Eliakim, da guy dat stay in charge a da palace kine business, Shebna da secretary, an da main pries guys, an dey all stay wear burmbag kine clotheses too, fo go by Isaiah, Amoz boy, da guy dat talk fo God.
Dey tell Isaiah, “Dis wat Hezekiah tell: Us get plenny trouble today! Yahweh stay ack mean to us guys. Us no can handle! Az jalike one bebe goin born, but da mudda not strong nuff fo born um.
Maybe yoa God Yahweh hear eryting da territorial govna guy from Assyria wen tell. His boss, da Assyria king, wen send him ova hea fo make fun a Da God Dat Stay Alive, an he stay talk stink bout him. Maybe Yahweh goin punish him cuz a wat he wen tell. Az why I aks you, Isaiah, fo pray fo all us guys dat still stay alive.”
Afta King Hezekiah guys come tell um dat,
Isaiah tell um, “Dis wat you guys gotta tell yoa boss: ‘Yahweh tell: No stay scared cuz a wat you wen hear -- bout da guys from da Assyria king dat wen talk stink bout me.
Cuz you know wat I goin do?! I goin mess wit da king head. He goin hear wat somebody tell, an he goin tink dat he betta go back his own land. An wen he get dea, I goin make somebody go kill him wit one sword.’-”
Wen da territorial govna guy from Assyria start fo go back by da Assyria king, he find out da king wen leave Lakish town awready, so he go meet da king wea dea army stay fight agains Libnah town.
Den, da Assyria king Sennakerib hear dat Tirhakah, da king from Sudan, stay bring his Egypt army guys fo fight da Assyria king. So Sennakerib send messenja guys by Hezekiah one mo time. He tell um:
“Go tell Hezekiah, da Judah king, dis: ‘No let da god dat you trus bulai you. Cuz he goin tell you, “No way I goin let da Assyria king take ova Jerusalem!”
Fo shua you wen hear wat us Assyria king guys wen do to all da odda countries awready! Us guys wen wipe um out! An you tink yoa god goin get you outa trouble?! No way!
Da gods fo da peopos dat my ancesta guys wen wipe out, dea gods neva help dem get outa trouble! Us guys mo strong den da gods fo Gozan, Haran, Rezef, an da Eden peopo dat wen live Tel Assar!
Wea da king fo Hamat, aah? O da king fo Arpad, da king fo da big town a Sefarvaim, o Hena, o Ivvah? Wea dese guys stay now?!’-”
Hezekiah get da letta from da messenja guys, an read um. Den he go up da Temple Fo Yahweh, an put down da letta in front Yahweh.
Hezekiah pray lidis in front Yahweh: “Eh Yahweh! You da God fo da Israel peopo. You stay in da middo a da awesome angel watcha guys. You da ony God ova all da king guys on top da earth. You da One wen make da sky an da earth.
Yahweh! Lissen real good! Open yoa eyes, an look! Lissen wat Sennakerib wen tell me. He stay talk stink bout you, da God Dat Stay Alive!
“Fo shua az true, Yahweh, dat da Assyria kings wen bus up all dose peopos an dea lands, dat da Assyria king talk bout!
Da Assyria guys wen throw dose peopo's gods inside da fire an burn um up, cuz dey not real kine gods, but ony tings dat peopo make from wood an stone. Az why dey can wipe um out.
Yahweh, you da God fo us guys! Help get us outa Sennakerib powa! Den all da kings on top da earth goin know fo shua dat you Yahweh, az da ony God dass fo real!”
Den Isaiah, Amoz boy, send one message fo Hezekiah. He tell: “Dis wat Yahweh, da God fo da Israel peopo, tell: I hear wat you tell me wen you pray, bout Sennakerib da Assyria king.
Me, Yahweh, I get someting fo say agains him:
‘Eh, King Sennakerib!
Hate yoa guts an make fun a you.
You stay talk stink bout me, yeah, Sennakerib?!
You tink you get mo powa den me, yeah?!
You wen send yoa messenja guys hea
“Me, Sennakerib, I ride inside my war wagon
On top da mountains,
An I wen cut down da tall cedar trees,
An I go make camp
You, Sennakerib, wen tell: “I wen dig pukas fo watta inside odda lands,
I wen make supa plenny army guys walk ova da streams Egypt side
‘You neva hear dis long time befo, o wat?!
From befo time, I wen set up eryting.
Now, I stay make um all happen jalike I tell.
Da peopo dat live dea, no mo powa.
Dey stay jalike da plants inside da field,
Jalike da grass on top da flat roofs
‘But I know how you stay make,
Cuz wen you come all piss off at me,
I goin put my hook in yoa nose,
An I goin make you go back
Dass wat Yahweh tell Sennacherib.
Den Yahweh tell Hezekiah:
“Dis goin be da sign fo show you bout wass goin happen, Hezekiah:
Dis year, you goin eat ony stuff dat you neva plant,
But da year afta dat, you guys goin plant seed an cut da food.
Jalike befo time, da peopo dat still stay alive from da Judah ohana,
Cuz from Jerusalem, da peopo dat still stay alive goin come out again,
Cuz me, Yahweh, Da God Ova All Da Armies,
He no goin come inside dis big town.
He no goin come ova hea wit one shield.
He going back da same way he wen come.
“I goin fight fo dis big town,
Dat same day, nite time, one angel messenja guy from Yahweh go out inside da Assyria army camp. He kill 185,000 guys inside dea. Wen da Assyria guys dat no mahke get up da nex morning, get all da mahke bodies all ova da place!
So Sennakerib, da Assyria king, broke camp, an go back Nineveh town, an stay ova dea.
Lata, Sennakerib stay pray inside da temple fo his god Nisrok. Wen he go down in front Nisrok, his boys Adrammelek an Sharezer kill him wit dea swords. Den dey run away inside da Ararat land. An Sennakerib odda boy Esarhaddon come da nex king.