Wat Da Peopo Teach Long Time Ago
Afta dat, some Pharisee guys an teacha guys dat teach God's Rules wen go from Jerusalem by Jesus, an say,
“Eh, no good how dey do, da guys you teaching! How come dey no do wat our ancesta guys wen teach us from long time ago? Dey no wash dea hands da right way befo dey eat.”
Jesus tell um, “Yoa ancesta guys wen teach all kine stuff. How come you do dat kine stuff, but you no do wat God's Rules say?
God say, ‘Get respeck fo yoa fadda an mudda.’ An he say dis too, ‘Da guy dat swear at his fadda o mudda, gotta kill him.’
“But you teacha guys say, ‘If one guy get someting, an he can use um fo help his fadda o mudda, he can say, “I no goin use um fo help you guys, cuz bumbye I goin give um to da temple.”
Den da guy no need show respeck fo his fadda o mudda.’ Dass wat you guys say. You guys make no good wat God wen say, so you can stick wit da stuff yoa ancesta guys wen teach.
“You guys say one ting an do anodda! Da guy Isaiah wen talk fo God long time ago, an fo shua he talking bout you guys! He say,
‘God wen say, “Dese guys say dey get respeck fo me,
Dey go down an pray to me,
Wat dey teach,
An not wat God wen say.”-’-”
Wat Make You Pilau Inside
Jesus tell all da peopo, “Come. Lissen an try undastan!
Wat you guys put inside yoa mout no mean you pilau inside so you no can pray, but wat come outa yoa mout, dat make you pilau inside.”
Da guys he teaching come an say, “Eh, you know, da Pharisee guys, dey huhu wit you, cuz dey wen hear wat you wen say.”
He tell um, “Dey jalike plants dat my Fadda in da sky neva plant, an he goin pull out anybody dat try make lidat.
Foget dem awready! Dey jalike one blind guy going aroun, showing anodda blind guy wea fo go. Bumbye da two blind guys goin fall down inside one hole.”
But Peter say, “Try tell us wat you mean bout da stuff going inside da mout.”
He say, “Wot! You guys no can undastan still yet?
You guys no can figga dis: Wateva go inside da mout, go inside da stomach, an bumbye come out.
But wateva come out from da mout, dat come from inside da heart, an dass wat make you pilau inside so you no can pray.
Any kine bad kine stuff come out from inside da heart. Dass how everybody figga how dey can do bad kine stuff. Dass why dey kill peopo, dey married an go fool aroun, o dey not married an dey still yet go fool aroun, dey rip off da odda guy, dey bulai bout da odda guy, o dey talk stink.
All dat bad kine stuff, dass wat come from inside da heart. Dass why peopo stay pilau inside an dey no can pray. But if get one guy dat no wash his hands da right way, an den he eat, dat no goin make um pilau inside.”
From dea Jesus go Tyre an Sidon side.
An you know wat? Get one wahine dea from da Canaan peopo who come an yell, “Boss, you from King David ohana. Pity me an give me chance! My girl get one bad kine spirit dat wen take ova her an make her suffa plenny.”
But Jesus neva say notting.
Den his guys come an beg him, “Eh, make her go way, cuz she stay following us an yelling.”
So Jesus wen tell her, “My Fadda wen send me ony fo help da Israel ohana peopo, cuz dey jalike da sheeps dat stay lost. He neva send me fo help all da odda peopo.”
But da wahine go down in front him, an say, “Boss, try help me!”
He say, “No good take da food from da kids an throw um down to da dogs.”
She say, “Dass right, Boss. But eh, even da dogs unda da table eat wat fall down from da table, yeah?”
Jesus tell her, “Eh, sista! You trus me fo real kine! Da way you like, dass how goin be.” An right den an dea, her girl come good.
Jesus Make Plenny Peopo Come Good
Jesus hele on from dea, an go by Galilee Lake. He go up one hill an sit down.
Plenny peopo come by him, an dey bring da guys dat no can walk, da guys dat no can see, da guys dat no can move da arm o da leg, da guys dat no can talk, an plenny odda guys. Dey bring um wea Jesus stay, an he make um all come good.
An all da peopo, wen blow dea minds wen dey see da guys dat no can talk, talk. Da guys dat no can move da arm o da leg, move um. Da guys dat no can walk, walk. Da guys dat no can see, see. Da peopo say, “God do dis! He da same God dat our ancesta guy Israel wen pray to, an he awesome!”
Jesus Feed Four Tousand Guys
32Jesus tell his guys fo come by him, an he say, “Eh, I get pity fo dese peopo. Dey stay hea wit me three days awready, an dey no mo notting fo eat. I no like send um away hungry, cuz bumbye dey pass out on da way home.”
But his guys say, “Eh, we stay hea inside da boonies, you know. An get plenny peopo. Wea we goin find nuff food fo feed um?”
But Jesus say, “How much bread you guys get?”
Dey tell him, “Seven small bread, an get litto bit fish.”
So Jesus tell da peopo fo sit down on top da groun.
An he take da seven bread an da fish, an tank God fo um. Den he broke um, an give um to his guys. Dey give um to all da peopo.
Dey all wen eat an come full. An Jesus guys pick up da lefovas, seven big baskets full.
Had bout four tousand guys dea who wen eat, plus had wahines an kids too.
Den he tell um, “Go home, now.” An he climb inside one boat, an go Magadan side.