Jesus Make One Lepa Guy Come Good
(Mark 1:40-45; Luke 5:12-16)
81Jesus wen go down from da mountain, an plenny peopo wen go wit him. 2An you know wat? Had one lepa guy wen go by him an go down in front him. He say, “Boss, if you like, you can make me come good, yeah? jalike da way God like.” 3Jesus wen stick out his hand an touch him, an say, “Okay, I do um. Come good.” Right den an dea da lepa guy come good. 4Den Jesus tell him, “Make shua dat you no tell nobody bout dis. Go, let da pries guy check you out. No foget make da kine sacrifice, now, jalike Moses wen tell in God's Rules. Den everybody goin know dat you stay good now, an you can go pray wit da odda peopo.”
Jesus Make One Captain's Worka Guy Come Good
(Luke 7:1-10)
5Wen Jesus was going inside Capernaum town, one captain fo da Rome army guys wen come by him fo beg um, 6“Boss, I get one worka guy dat stay home sick. He no can move, an he stay suffa plenny.”
7Jesus tell him, “Kay. I goin go yoa house fo make him come good.” 8But da captain say, “Eh Boss, you know, I not good nuff fo you fo come inside my house. Ony say da ting, den my worka guy goin come good. 9You know, I get one army boss who tell me wat fo do. An I tell my army guys wat fo do. I tell dis guy, ‘Go,’ an he go. An I tell dat guy, ‘Come,’ an he come. An my slave guy, I tell um, ‘Do dis,’ an he do um.”
10Jesus wen hear dat, an he tell da odda guys dat stay following him, “Ho! Dis guy get um! An I like tell you guys dis: no mo Israel peopo dat trus me lidat! 11An I like tell you guys one mo ting: wen God in da sky stay King, goin get plenny guys dat goin come from far away an all aroun, east side an west side, an dey all goin make big party togedda wit Abraham, Isaac, an Jacob. 12But goin get odda guys, God suppose to be dea King, but dey no like um. An den he goin throw um outside inside da dark. Ova dea dey goin cry plenny an grind dea teet cuz dey so huhu an futless.”
13Den Jesus tell da captain, “Go. Jalike how you stay trus me, dass how goin be fo you now.” Dat same time, da worka guy wen come good.
Jesus Make Plenny Peopo Come Good
(Mark 1:29-34; Luke 4:38-41; Isaiah 53:4)
14Den Jesus wen go Peter's house. He go inside, an see Peter's mudda-in-law on top da bed. She get feva. 15He wen touch her hand an da feva wen pau. She wen get up an she wen bring food fo Jesus dem. 16Afta da sun wen go down, den da peopo dea wen bring plenny guys dat get bad kine spirits dat stay take ova dem. Jesus tell da bad kine spirits, “Let um go!” an dey let um go. He make all da sick peopo come good. 17Dis wen happen jalike da guy Isaiah, who talk fo God long time ago, wen say: “Was him dat wen hemo all our sick an take um away.”
Da Guys Dat Say Dey Going Wit Jesus
(Luke 9:57-62)
18Bumbye, Jesus wen see choke peopo aroun him. He tell his guys fo go ova da odda side da lake. 19One teacha guy dat teach God's Rules wen come by him, an say, “Teacha, I goin go wit you weaeva you go.”
20Jesus tell him, “Da foxes get hole fo house, an da birds in da sky get nest. But me, da Guy Dass Fo Real, I no mo house fo lay down.”
21One nodda guy dat Jesus stay teaching tell him, “Eh, Boss, try let me go. I no can go wit you till afta my fadda mahke. Gotta bury um, eh?”
22But Jesus tell him, “You, jus come wit me an be my guy! Let da mahke peopo bury da mahke peopo.”
Jesus Make Da Storm Pau
(Mark 4:35-41; Luke 8:22-25)
23Jesus an his guys wen go inside one boat. 24Den had one big storm ova dea, an da waves was bussing ova da boat. But Jesus still yet stay sleeping. 25His guys wen go wake him up, an tell him, “Eh, Boss! Get us outa dis! We goin mahke!” 26But he aks um, “How come you guys scared? Wot! You guys no trus me!?” Den he get up. He scold all da winds an da waves. Den everyting wen come good. 27His guys, wen blow dea minds, an den dey say, “Eh, wea dis guy from? Even da winds an da waves do wat he tell um!”
Jesus Make Two Guys Wit Bad Kine Spirits Come Good
(Mark 5:1-20; Luke 8:26-39)
28He go da odda side da lake, dea wea da Gadara peopo get dea land. Had two guys dea dat da bad kine spirits take um ova. Eh, you know, dem guys, dey ack so wild, jalike dey crazy. Dass why nobody strong nuff fo go dat road. Dey live ova dea wea da dead peopo stay buried. Da two guys come outa dea, an den dey go by Jesus. 29An eh! dey yelling, “Wat you like do to us, Jesus? You God's Boy! You come hea fo make us suffa befo da time come, o wat?”
30Had plenny pigs near dea, grinding. 31Da bad kine spirits wen beg Jesus, “Wen you goin make us let go da guy, we like go inside da pigs an take um ova.”
32He tell um, “Go.” So dey wen let go da guys, an go take ova da pigs. An you know wat? All da pigs wen run down one steep hill an fall ova da cliff inside da lake, an drown inside da water. 33Den da pig farmas wen run, an go inside da town, an tell everybody wat wen happen. Dey tell bout da guys who get da bad kine spirits too. 34All da peopo from inside da town wen go out fo see Jesus. An wen dey wen see him, dey beg um fo go way from dea.