31Eh, my good friends, dis my numba two letta to you guys. Dis time an befo time I like write fo help you guys rememba all dis stuff, cuz I like you guys tink ony bout da bestes kine stuff dat show you fo real. 2I like you guys tink bout da spesho talka guys fo God from befo time, an rememba wat dey wen say. Same ting wit da spesho guys dat Jesus wen send all ova. Tink bout wat da Boss wen tell dem fo tell you guys how you gotta live. He da One dat take you guys outa da bad kine stuff you stay in. So lissen!
3First, you gotta undastan dis: befo da world pau, goin get guys dat ony goin make any kine how dey like. Dey goin make fun a da Good Kine Stuff from God, jalike dey hot stuff. 4Dey goin say, “Eh! Fo real, dat Jesus wen promise you guys he coming back? Den wea he stay? Our ancesta guys, dey mahke long time awready, an still yet, everyting stay da same from wen God wen make da world!”
5But you know, get one ting dem buggas no like tink bout: Long time ago, wen everyting wen start, God wen talk, an get da sky. Den God wen start wit da water fo make da land an da water diffren kine, an he wen make da land come up outa da water. Wateva God say goin stay. 6An God wen use water lata on too, wen da big flood wen come an wipe out everybody inside da world. 7An you know wat goin happen wit da sky an da world dat get nowdays? God wen tell awready how goin be wit dem. He let um stay right now, but he goin burn um up bumbye, wen da time come. Dat time, God goin be da Judge, an wipe out da peopo dat ack jalike God notting.
8Eh, my good friends! No foget dis one ting now. Da Boss, he no need figga da time o same like us guys. Fo him, one day, o one tousand years, same same. 9Da Boss, garans he goin do wat he wen promise. Get peopo, dey tink he real slow, but he not! He no mind hang in dea an wait fo peopo, az why. He like everybody fo come sorry an pau do all da bad kine stuff dey doing. He no like nobody get cut off from him.
10But dat time wen da Boss goin come back, no goin have nobody dat goin know he coming, jalike wen da steala guy go inside yoa house an you donno he coming. Dat time, da sky an da sun an moon an stars up dea inside da sky goin come burning hot an go “Poom!” an den, no mo notting. Same ting, da world an all da tings dat peopo do hea, goin burn up.